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- @20swithepennguy#768
traveling is dangerous when you are single, you go to the airport and fall in love 22 times
- @20swithepennguy#767
I’m convinced that there’s no functional difference between a teenager and a Gen X’r when using a smartphone
- @20swithepennguy#766
“IT BETTER BE THE BEST KING CRAB GRILL CHEESE EVER” has to take the prize for the best text ever
- @20swithepennguy#765
she types really really fast
- @20swithepennguy#764
now she’s checking the weather
- @20swithepennguy#763
The Fjords have ruined everything else for me
- @20swithepennguy#762
apparently people really do read comments
- @20swithepennguy#761
she’s had like 1/5th of a beer in the past hour and is just scrolling Facebook now
- @20swithepennguy#760
now she’s checking their location.. shiiiiitttt
- @20swithepennguy#759
she looks really similar to someone I know who sells Medicare
- @20swithepennguy#758
now she’s furiously texting someone else
- @20swithepennguy#757
and then calling up people on her phone, and checking the location for.. someone
- @20swithepennguy#756
and then just seeing them views
- @20swithepennguy#755
the past 20 mins have just been adjusting photos and putting them on Insta
- @20swithepennguy#754
they are just like teenagers jfc
- @20swithepennguy#753
her phones system text is too big. She must be over 40
- @20swithepennguy#752
there’s a woman next to be posting something on her Insta
- @20swithepennguy#751
there need to be more words in the English language
- @20swithepennguy#750
a good way to judge a restaurant is to see how well they make their fries
- @20swithepennguy#749
moose are huge
- @20swithepennguy#748
glaciers are pretty (and beautifully loud) regardless
- @20swithepennguy#747
glaciers are not like what they describe in movies
- @20swithepennguy#746
Alaska is.. remote
- @20swithepennguy#745
Maine is pretty
- @20swithepennguy#744
Alaska, out of everything reminds me of Maine
- @20swithepennguy#743
there are more trees than stars in the universe. I’m pretty sure that’s true
- @20swithepennguy#742
the only option in this place is no sun for 6 months, or sun ALL THE TIME
- @20swithepennguy#741
the earth is incredible
- @20swithepennguy#740
it’s rather incredible how life thrives even in the most remote of places
- @20swithepennguy#739
adversity does something to people, something never asked for, but something you’d wish upon your child for growth
- @20swithepennguy#738
if Kenai Fjords isn’t heaven on earth, I don’t know what is
- @20swithepennguy#737
land of the midnight sun LITERALLY MEANS THE SUN DOES NOT GO DOWN
- @20swithepennguy#736
everyone needs to see Fjords atleast once in their lives
- @20swithepennguy#735
being with someone entails that they’re there all the time
- @20swithepennguy#734
so many people go through so many things that we may not even be aware of
- @20swithepennguy#733
fleeting moments that you may luckily look back upon is what life seems to be after all
- @20swithepennguy#732
hills are bare minimum
- @20swithepennguy#731
I need more mountains in my life
- @20swithepennguy#730
I need more Greek food in my life
- @20swithepennguy#729
gyros are awesome
- @20swithepennguy#728
as you get older, why does it feel like you spend more time scheduling time with people rather than spending time with them
- @20swithepennguy#727
esp the ones with terrible interiors that have been around for generations
- @20swithepennguy#726
small businesses are amazing
- @20swithepennguy#725
what gives my days real perspective is digging and cleaning snow for 15 mins for a 5 min drive
- @20swithepennguy#724
SNOW EVERYWHERE
- @20swithepennguy#723
I never thought I’d get proficient at digging, but here we are
- @20swithepennguy#722
the key to real growth is waking up and choosing violence
- @20swithepennguy#721
something doesn’t add up tho, and idk what
- @20swithepennguy#720
hallmark movies are so bad that they are good
- @20swithepennguy#719
I only got to know the importance of sunlight once it started going down at 4:30pm
- @20swithepennguy#718
why are Avocados so expensive
- @20swithepennguy#717
esp these days where we just live in a constant influx of information and experiences, that it becomes crucial to not be at that angle at times
- @20swithepennguy#716
but that implicitly implies not being the other way, which I believe is cruicial for you to be able to reflect on whatever’s happened
- @20swithepennguy#715
there’s a metaphor somewhere there about people being at an angle to be able to take on whatever life has to offer
- @20swithepennguy#714
it’s always at an angle, ready to take on whatever’s about to come
- @20swithepennguy#713
in boxing, you never stand straight-up-facing-the-opponent
- @20swithepennguy#712
history, in the sense of just gauging what transpired has to be one of the most important things to do and then reflect on
- @20swithepennguy#711
I think merge sort is the closest thing we have to magic
- @20swithepennguy#710
guess that’s just another variation of “the less we are content, the more we throw away the little chance we have left to grow”
- @20swithepennguy#709
the closer you get through a breakthrough, the more it stops making sense